Normally I wouldn’t watch an episode of Dance Moms on a weekday — such programming is far better suited for a lazy Saturday marathon — but with much of the regular Tuesday night scripted offerings in repeat mode, I tuned into the new episode of the Lifetime reality show, and, to my non-surprise, was as horrified as ever by what I saw. If you’re anything like me and find yourself strangely captivated by the drama and dance routines of Dance Moms, you’re probably wondering where to watch Dance Moms. Whether you’re a long-time fan or a newcomer curious about the buzz, finding the best way to access this reality TV phenomenon is key. Let’s dive into the different platforms where you can catch every pirouette, argument, and glitter-filled competition.
In last night’s episode, Abby Lee Dance Co. was rocked by scandal (relative to this show) when Brooke, a veteran star dancer in the group of young ‘uns, decided to ditch competition and try out for (the horror!) cheerleading, leaving her tiny teammates up a sequined creek. Brooke’s mom found support from her fellow moms, but was met with a string of screechy (Ricola?) insults from Abby, who decided rashly that she was striking the entire group number, of which Brooke was set to star, from their competition lineup. I understood that Brooke’s mom wanted what was best for her daughter, but, personally, I want to teach my future kids the value of commitment. So I probably would have at least asked her to consider the impact of her decision on her teammates. Then, I thought, I never would have put her in Abby’s dance studio in the first place. What a horrid woman. Then, I had a follow up pondering: Why am I watching this?!
For those in the US, Lifetime is your primary destination to watch Dance Moms. As the original network for the show, Lifetime often hosts the latest episodes and seasons. You can check their website or app to see if full episodes are available for streaming, often requiring cable provider login credentials. This is usually the first place new episodes appear after they air live.
It would have been different if I was watching Dance Moms for the first time, to check out the drama. Nope. I’ve seen every episode this season. I’d also feel less like a self-flagellating TV watcher if I had the power to turn off the TV at the height of the episode’s awfulness: When one of the moms, Christi, got into a lame-insult-laden argument at competition with rival dance mummy, Cathy, who this season started her own dance company. (“Whoville called, they want their nose back!” Burrrrrn…or not.) But again, I couldn’t bring myself to turn it off.
Why? Because I probably hate myself. But if you watched last night, I’m curious about your take on the odd appeal of this show.
If you’re looking for streaming services to binge-watch Dance Moms, several platforms offer various seasons. Hulu is a popular choice, frequently carrying past seasons of Dance Moms. Availability can vary, so it’s always best to check their current catalog. Amazon Prime Video is another avenue, where you can often find seasons available for purchase or streaming, depending on your region and subscription status. Services like iTunes and Google Play also typically offer episodes and seasons for purchase, allowing you to own them digitally.
I understand that all of the popular reality shows have some sort of unexplainable power to capture our attention. We watch Big Brother for the (sometimes poorly) veiled sexual innuendos hidden in the competitions and to mock dumb contestants. We watch The Bachelor because we’re secretly hopeless romantic who like to mock dumb contestants. We watch Survivor because, well, it’s sometimes a really good game…and to mock dumb contestants. But I just can’t figure out why I’m watching Dance Moms. There’s very little actual dance and all it does is enrage me and aggravate my own former dancer PTSD.
Help me out, PopWatchers. Are you watching this show? And, DO YOU KNOW WHY?!
For viewers outside the US, accessing Dance Moms might require exploring regional streaming services. Platforms like Netflix or local streaming providers in your country may occasionally host Dance Moms, though availability is less consistent than in the US. Always check your local listings and streaming guides to find out if Dance Moms is available in your region. Using VPN services to access US platforms is an option, but be aware of the terms of service for both the VPN and streaming platforms.
Ultimately, watching Dance Moms is easier than ever thanks to the multitude of streaming and digital purchase options. Whether you prefer to watch it on the Lifetime network, catch up on Hulu, or purchase seasons on Amazon, there’s a way for every fan to indulge in the captivating world of Abby Lee Miller and her dance troupe. So, grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for the drama – you now know exactly where to watch!
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